THE TIE'S THE LIMIT

BITS AND BOBS

FIVE MONTHS INTO THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY, ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE MORE SANGUINE ABOUT HAVING A SMALL CHILD LEADING THE FREE WORLD? NO, NOR AM I. AND THE LONGER HIS TENURE AND THE LONGER HIS TIE, THE LESS SANGUINE I BECOME.

You elect a seventy-year-old toddler to the White House and there are going to be issues; specifically, testiness, tantrums, needy and …